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I'M SO FUCKING LOW RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S AFFECTING THE BLOG. AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR SHIT. AND FOR THE 2 PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY READ THIS AND YOUR CONCERNED ABOUT MY WELL BEING, THANK YOU.BUT FUCK MY PROBLEMS. DON'T CALL ME.

JUSTIN BIEBER X SUPREME

WHOA, WAIT, WHAT THE..FUCK..IS THAT THE BIEB WEARING NIKE SB SUPREME DUNKS FROM LIKE 99? MY LIFE IS OVER..ANYONE BUT THE BIEB, PLEASE..NOT THAT I DISLIKE HIM AS A PERSON, HIS NEW FLICK IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE AN INSTANT CLASSIC, LIKE UP THERE WITH GOOD WILL HUNTING AND ROCKY 4..BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW RIGHT? HE'S GOING TO BE WALKING DOWN FAIRFAX WITH SELENA GOMEZ WEARING A BOX LOGO TEE OR SOMETHING AND SOME FUCKING GAY TMZ REPORTER IS GOING TO BE UP HIS BUTTHOLE WITH QUESTIONS AND THE EXCHANGE WILL MOST LIKELY GO LIKE THIS:

WHAT'S UP BIEB?

UHH NOTHING JUST TRYING TO FIND SUPREME L.A.

WHAT'S THAT?

IDK, SOME NEW BRAND BASED OUT OF PARIS I THINK..I THINK IT'S CALLED SUPREME?

AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER HAS INFLUENCE OVER WHAT EVERY TEENAGER WEARS IN THIS COUNTRY THEN KILL YOURSELF.  BECAUSE IF I WALK INTO THAT PREMIERE OF NEVER SAY NEVER THIS WEEK AND SEE SOME LITTLE KID WEARING A FIVE PANEL OR A BOX LOGO OR SOME SHIT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. AND IF THE SUICIDE ATTEMPT FAILS, THEN I'M GOING TO START WEARING BUGLE BOYS AGAIN. AND THAT CAN BE MY OWN LITTLE THING.

BREAKING NEWS: Jack Desantis is Charlie Sheen Part 2.

So as you all know, I've been speculating for a few days now that Jack Desantis and Charlie Sheen are the same person. Well more proof has surfaced. Sunday, February 6 2011 (Super Bowl Sunday) a group of my friends and I were invited to a Super Bowl party. As the day went on and I asked Jack if he was coming his response every time was yes, that is, until game time. I then asked him "Jack are you coming to the party" his response was no. What I didn't know was this:

Charlie Sheen watched the big game where he usually watches other big things -- inside the infamous porn room at his L.A. mansion -- except this time, he was stone cold sober. Sheen took some time out of his super-small, super-private Super Bowl party to pose on one of the red crushed velvet couches in his personal home theater ... sans porn stars. -TMZ

So as everyone just brushed it off that Jack was being a little girly man and staying in for the Super Bowl, little did we all know that once again he was in his "porn palace". It's a damn shame and we all need to come together and support him in his rehab efforts. God bless you Charlie or Jack or John or whatever the fuck you feel like calling yourself this week. Put the seat back on you sick freak and come back to reality.

I Look Like Joe Buck. So What, Who Cares

According to recent sources (I will not name names) I look just like fucking Joe Buck. Ever since I can remember I've hated Joe. He hates everything that has to do with the city of Boston and is a St. Louis Cardinals fan all the way, which is amazing because he called the '04 World Series. But God dammit if I'm going to look like someone it might as well be Joe Buck. I mean look at the guy, fucking smiles amazing, outstanding jaw line, a voice that sounds like peanut butter wrapped in velvet, and most likely has a huge penis (just saying). So fuck it, I might as well embrace the fact that I look like this handsome son of a bitch. I mean it's better then Tom Petty or fucking David Spade right?

MOVIES THAT RULE: IN THE BEDROOM

In 2001, there were 41 films that grossed over $100 million, reaching blockbuster status. To date, seven of the films grossed over $400 million. The list includes Harry Potter, The Lord Of The Rings, Monsters, Inc., Shrek, Ocean's Eleven, Pearl Harbor, and Hannibal.

Then there was Todd Field's directorial debut In The Bedroom, based on Massachusetts writer Andre Dubus' short story Killings. Upon it's release, the film was internationally praised for it's direction, script, and performances, it possesses a 93% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, as well as a 100% rating among the 'Cream Of The Crop Critics'. It went on to become the highest grossing non-IMAX film in history to never reach the top 10 in a given week. Besides Napoleon Dynamite, In The Bedroom had the largest box office of any film premiering at the Sundance Film Festival in the past decade. The New York times proclaimed that it was "One of the most important films of the past decade - and why they mattered." The film was nominated for the following Academy Awards:

· Best Picture

· Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Previously Sourced Material

· Actor in a Leading Role

· Actress in a Leading Role

· Actress in a Supporting Role

...but have you heard of it?

Starring Nick Stahl (Bully, Sin City), Tom Wilkinson (The Patriot, Michael Clayton), Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler, My Cousin Vinny, and Sissy Spacek (Carrie, JFK) the film is set in mid-coastal Maine, and based around a young man, Frank Fowler (Stahl), who is involved with a older single mother, Natalie Strout (Tomei). Frank is a step above Natalie on the social ladder, with a doctor for a father (Wilkinson), he also possesses a talent with architecture, not to mention a steady income he earns with his job in the fishing industry. Natalie works as a cashier for a local convenience store, and also has a very violent and abusive ex husband, Richard Strout, whose family owns a local fish packing and processing company. Involved in a summer fling, Frank and Natalie are doing their best to make the relationship work, despite Frank's plans to move to college for architecture and Natalie's issues with her ex-husband's threats towards her.

Then something terrible happens - something that I can't explain here without giving away the film, but it deals with the one of the oldest Shakesperean concepts - tragedy. And more important, how to deal with tragedy and angst, and the desire of revenge. Scored by Thomas Newman, who has produced some of the best movie scores of all time (Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Road To Perdition, Revolutionary Road), he leaves no exception here, creating a haunting, poetic, surreal soundscape that matches the theme of the film. If you need two hours of CGI explosions and shoot em' up action scenes to be entertained, then this movie is not for you. But if you want a piece catered towards thinking adults, that throws a concept in your face and forces you to think about it, then check it out. Trailer preview below, or PURCHASE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES YANCEY

James Dewitt Yancey (February 7, 1974 – February 10, 2006), mostly known by the stage names J Dilla and Jay Dee, has become known as the greatest hip-hop producer to ever step behind an MPC. His grimy, organic drums, soul samples, and extensive pallete revolutionized hip hop in the early 90's, and can be heard today in Kanye West, Just Blaze, and 9th Wonder, just to name a few. "He can do a Primo beat better than Premier. He can do a Dre beat better than Dre, and he can out-rock Pete Rock," says fellow Detroit producer House Shoes. "But none of them could duplicate a Dilla beat." During the mid 90's, Dilla produced for a who's who of hip hop acts including The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, The Pharcyde, Busta Rhymes, De La Soul, Common, as well his solo work and production for his own group, Slum Village.

In 2002, he tested positive for lupus, an autoimmune disease that can be fatal. Doctors also diagnosed him with TTP, a rare disorder that causes blood clots to form in the body's blood vessels. Despite his health issues, Dilla packed his stuff and moved out to Los Angeles, to stay with friend and collaborator Common. He tried his best to ignore his health problems and bury them in constant work in the studio. But by the end of summer 2005, he couldn't walk anymore and lost the ability to talk as well. In a hushed whisper, he summoned for his turntables, mixer, crates of records, MPC, and computer to be brought into his hospital room.

Created while on his death bed, Donuts was released on Stones Throw on February 7, 2006, his 32nd birthday. Dilla died three days later. Innovative, experimental, eclectic, and soulful, Donuts brings you on a journey from bittersweet to melodramatic, and you can sense he could see death as he created this masterpiece. Click on album cover to download, or PURCHASE. Preview below.

Waves

HITLER WORE CHUCKS

LOOKING OVER THE RECENT DROP FOR CONVERSE SPRING 2011, A FEW THINGS ARE EVIDENT. THE BRANDING IS CERTAINLY VISIBLE, AND THE BRAND WAS CLEARLY INSPIRED BY MUTED COLORS, MINIMALIST AESTHETICS, AND NAZIS. WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK? YEAH, NAZIS. THE "BLACK MOUNTAIN COLLEGE COLLECTION" AS IT'S BEING CALLED, HAS THE BMC LOGO ALL OVER THAT SHIT. AND IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK MOUNTAIN COLLEGE, (IF YOU DON'T, STEP YOUR CONDEMNED PRIVATE COLLEGE GAME UP) YOU PROBABLY KNOW THE SCHOOL WASN'T KNOWN FOR IT'S ATHLETICS PROGRAM. IT WAS A PRIVATE COLLEGE IN BLACK MOUNTAIN, N.C. WHICH WELCOMED REFUGEES FROM NAZI GERMANY INTO IT'S FACULTY AND STUDENT BODY. NOW, I UNDERSTAND IT'S THE 1930'S AND THE BACKGROUND CHECKS WEREN'T TOO EFFICIENT, BUT WHAT THE FUCK? I CAN'T GET INTO NORTHEASTERN, BUT NAZI'S CAN GET INTO COLLEGE? ANYWAYS, THE SCHOOL SHUT DOWN IN 1957. THE PROPERTY WHERE BMC ONCE RESTED NOW BELONGS TO AN ACCOUNTING OFFICE, WHICH IS PROBABLY RUN BY JEWS. WORD.