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REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN NOONE SAW ME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF EXCEPT AT CERTAIN PARTIES AND I WAS BEING AN ELITIST, UNSHAVED, WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING? AND THEN AT THE END OF THAT MONTH AND A HALF I EMERGED WITH A 35 PAGE SCREENPLAY CALLED "BOZO" AND EVERY ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANTED TO ACT IN IT ONCE I TOLD YOU I HAD ONE OF THE GUYS FROM THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL INTERESTED IN IT? WELL IT WAS SCRAPPED BECAUSE THE KID WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE DRUG DEALER IN THE FILM CUT HIS FUCKING THUMB OFF ON A TABLESAW. IDIOT. ANYWAYS, I'M SURE IT WILL BE CREATED AT SOME POINT. UNTIL THEN I'VE MADE THE SCRIPT AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD OR VIEWING OR PRINT IT OUT AND ROLL JOINTS WITH IT, WHATEVER. JUST DON'T COME AT ME WITH COMMENTS LIKE OH IAN, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH CONFLICT,RESOLUTION, OR PLOT DEVELOPMENT, ETC. I KNOW THAT MOTHERFUCKER, I WROTE THE SCRIPT TO BE NONTRADITIONAL AND DIFFERENT, I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE AMERICAN PIE 6 OR WHATEVER. ANYWAYS, THIS IS MY BABY, SO BE GENTLE WITH IT..CLICK THE LINK ABOVE TO DOWNLOAD
