I Look Like Joe Buck. So What, Who Cares
According to recent sources (I will not name names) I look just like fucking Joe Buck. Ever since I can remember I've hated Joe. He hates everything that has to do with the city of Boston and is a St. Louis Cardinals fan all the way, which is amazing because he called the '04 World Series. But God dammit if I'm going to look like someone it might as well be Joe Buck. I mean look at the guy, fucking smiles amazing, outstanding jaw line, a voice that sounds like peanut butter wrapped in velvet, and most likely has a huge penis (just saying). So fuck it, I might as well embrace the fact that I look like this handsome son of a bitch. I mean it's better then Tom Petty or fucking David Spade right?
According to recent sources (I will not name names) I look just like fucking Joe Buck. Ever since I can remember I've hated Joe. He hates everything that has to do with the city of Boston and is a St. Louis Cardinals fan all the way, which is amazing because he called the '04 World Series. But God dammit if I'm going to look like someone it might as well be Joe Buck. I mean look at the guy, fucking smiles amazing, outstanding jaw line, a voice that sounds like peanut butter wrapped in velvet, and most likely has a huge penis (just saying). So fuck it, I might as well embrace the fact that I look like this handsome son of a bitch. I mean it's better then Tom Petty or fucking David Spade right?
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