JUSTIN BIEBER X SUPREME

WHOA, WAIT, WHAT THE..FUCK..IS THAT THE BIEB WEARING NIKE SB SUPREME DUNKS FROM LIKE 99? MY LIFE IS OVER..ANYONE BUT THE BIEB, PLEASE..NOT THAT I DISLIKE HIM AS A PERSON, HIS NEW FLICK IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE AN INSTANT CLASSIC, LIKE UP THERE WITH GOOD WILL HUNTING AND ROCKY 4..BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW RIGHT? HE'S GOING TO BE WALKING DOWN FAIRFAX WITH SELENA GOMEZ WEARING A BOX LOGO TEE OR SOMETHING AND SOME FUCKING GAY TMZ REPORTER IS GOING TO BE UP HIS BUTTHOLE WITH QUESTIONS AND THE EXCHANGE WILL MOST LIKELY GO LIKE THIS:

WHAT'S UP BIEB?

UHH NOTHING JUST TRYING TO FIND SUPREME L.A.

WHAT'S THAT?

IDK, SOME NEW BRAND BASED OUT OF PARIS I THINK..I THINK IT'S CALLED SUPREME?

AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER HAS INFLUENCE OVER WHAT EVERY TEENAGER WEARS IN THIS COUNTRY THEN KILL YOURSELF.  BECAUSE IF I WALK INTO THAT PREMIERE OF NEVER SAY NEVER THIS WEEK AND SEE SOME LITTLE KID WEARING A FIVE PANEL OR A BOX LOGO OR SOME SHIT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. AND IF THE SUICIDE ATTEMPT FAILS, THEN I'M GOING TO START WEARING BUGLE BOYS AGAIN. AND THAT CAN BE MY OWN LITTLE THING.