I'm Clark Griswold god dammit, i will expose myself to all of you brats when i get out of this snow. Oh god, my career has come to this.
Snow days are a rite of passage for all of us. They bring back memories of sledding, hot chocolate, snowmen, and the creepy plow guy who always wanted to lay and make snow angels with us. Now that we are adults, people like to complain about this evil white powdery substance that interferes with work, school, and really any excuse to take a shower and leave the house. Unfortunately, there's not a specific person that we can blame for these conditions, although sometimes I think it's fun to picture an evil scientist floating over us, shouting down snow-based puns from his evil weather blimp.
I'LL RAPE ALL OF YOU
So remember, a snow day isn't the end of the world. The little things in life are important to enjoy, and one of them are snow days. Grab a shovel, some hot chocolate, a bottle of liquor and enjoy.
