Jam of the Day - Daft Punk One More Time

If you're trying to get your fucking dance on tonight, put this shit on while you're getting ready. Whether you're masturbating in the shower, spiking your hair up to make it look like Pauly D, or just doing the Surra de Bunda to a body pillow in anticipation that an actual human female might do it to you later on, put this shit on a sub woofer and turn it up. This song will put you in the fucking mood to dance all night. So put your dancing shoes on, your drinking pants on and get the fuck out there and show the ladies your best pizza maker.