2/7/11

BREAKING NEWS: Jack Desantis is Charlie Sheen Part 2.




















So as you all know, I've been speculating for a few days now that Jack Desantis and Charlie Sheen are the same person. Well more proof has surfaced. Sunday, February 6 2011 (Super Bowl Sunday) a group of my friends and I were invited to a Super Bowl party. As the day went on and I asked Jack if he was coming his response every time was yes, that is, until game time. I then asked him "Jack are you coming to the party" his response was no. What I didn't know was this:

Charlie Sheen watched the big game where he usually watches other big things -- inside the infamous porn room at his L.A. mansion -- except this time, he was stone cold sober. Sheen took some time out of his super-small, super-private Super Bowl party to pose on one of the red crushed velvet couches in his personal home theater ... sans porn stars. -TMZ

So as everyone just brushed it off that Jack was being a little girly man and staying in for the Super Bowl, little did we all know that once again he was in his "porn palace". It's a damn shame and we all need to come together and support him in his rehab efforts. God bless you Charlie or Jack or John or whatever the fuck you feel like calling yourself this week. Put the seat back on you sick freak and come back to reality.

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