INTERNATIONAL HYPE

ACCORDING TO GOOGLE ANALYTICS WHICH MONITORS OUR BLOG TRAFFIC, WE'VE GOTTEN 1100 HITS IN THE FIRST 4 DAYS. NOT ME SITTING AT HOME LIKE A WEIRDO REFRESHING THE FUCKING PAGE. THAT'S FROM 1100 DIFFERENT COMPUTERS. ALSO, ACCORDING TO THE REPORT, WERE GETTING HITS IN FRANCE,CANADA,UNITED KINGDOM,SINGAPORE,THE PHILLIPINES, AND GREECE. SOME OF THESE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND THERE SWAGGING US OUT. THE HOMIES AT KSDBSDC HAVE LIKE 17000 VISITORS BUT THAT SHIT'S BEEN OPEN FOR LIKE 7 MONTHS, AND I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT MOST OF THEM LIVE IN CONDEMNED HOUSES IN THE ALLSTON/BRIGHTON AREA. AT THIS PACE, WERE GOING TO HAVE LIKE 12 BILLION HITS IN THAT TIME SPAN (THAT'S AN ACCURATE FIGURE.) SOME GUY IN FRANCE IS EATING A FUCKING BAGUETTE AND READING MY BLOG. SWAG I GUESS. THANKS FOR THE LOVE.