FUCK THE GRAMMYS

I'M PRETTY SURE THE GRAMMYS ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING I HAVE COME TO DESPISE ABOUT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. A FUCKING 3 HOUR AWARD SHOW TO GLORIFY ALREADY ESTABLISHED ARTISTS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ARTISTS EXIST THAT MAKE MUSIC THAT COULD BE "GRAMMY WORTHY" BUT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING RECORDING CONTRACT? THIS MARKET..THE RADIO, THESE AWARD SHOWS, ARE SET IN PLACE TO PUSH A SELECT GROUP OF ARTISTS, THE REST HAVE TO PLAY AT THE FUCKING KNITTING FACTORY SOMEWHERE TO PAY THERE HEATING BILL. ELLIOT SMITH NEVER WON A FUCKING GRAMMY. J DILLA NEVER WON A FUCKING GRAMMY. NICKI MANAJ WILL INEVITABELY WIN A GRAMMY TONIGHT..AND INEVITABELY, I WILL JUMP IN FRONT OF A MOVING VEHICLE WHEN IT HAPPENS.FUCK THE GRAMMYS.

I'M A ____!

OK, SO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BUGGING OUT ON TWITTER WHEN I GET ON THERE AND TELL YOU I'M A TABLE, OR A FUCKING SECRET AGENT OR SOME SHIT..SO I'M INTRODUCING POLLS TO THE BLOG, NOW YOU CAN DECIDE WHAT I REALLY AM! AND IF YOUR TRYING TO BE DIFFICULT BY CLICKING "OTHER" LET ME KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM ON THE COMMENTS. THE POLL IS BELOW INCASE YOUR BLIND.

WHAT AM I?

TABLE
MOOSE
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VIEW RESULTS

COMFORTABLE SILENCE

Don't you hate that?

- What?

Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

- I don't know. That's a good question.

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

YONKERS

FIRST SINGLE OFF TYLER THE CREATOR'S SECOND ALBUM, "GOBLIN". SWAG THEM THE FUCK OUT.

TULSA

"I was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma in 1943. When I was sixteen I started shooting amphetamine. I shot with my friends everyday for three years and then left town but I've gone back through the years. Once the needle goes in it never comes out." -Larry Clark

SHOTS FIRED

A CHECK MINUS FOR HAVING CONTENT ON MY SHIT? I CAN ONLY READ ABOUT ____ SO MUCH, OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO READ ON THAT FUCKING BLOG. AND I SUPPORTED THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR BLOG. I EVEN HAVE YOUR LINK ON THE RIGHT SIDE --> YOU HAVEN'T POSTED AN ACTUAL THOUGHT IN MONTHS. I'LL THROW IN SOME OLD FUCKING ZOO YORK TAPE IF I NEED TO SEE SKATE FOOTAGE. AND IF I WANNA SEE PICS OF DOGS EATING PIZZA, I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND FEED MY DOG SOME FUCKING PIZZA. THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT, THEN LOOK AT IT.FUCK.

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE KIDS. MOST PEOPLE MIGHT SAY, WHO GIVES A FUCK? AND TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE. BUT I F YOU DON'T THINK THAT 3RD KID FROM THE LEFT IN THE FRONT ROW WITH THAT FUCKING CRANBERRY SWEATER VEST DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE AN ARSONIST OR SOMETHING YOUR DELUSIONAL. ALSO, THE 3RD KID OVER FROM THE RIGHT IN THE FRONT ROW IS MOST LIKELY A SHAREHOLDER FOR MICROSOFT. AND THE KID IN THE MIDDLE, IN THE SECOND ROW MOVED TO RHODE ISLAND AND GOT A SEX CHANGE. IT HAPPENED.

EMO

I'M SO FUCKING LOW RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S AFFECTING THE BLOG. AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR SHIT. AND FOR THE 2 PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY READ THIS AND YOUR CONCERNED ABOUT MY WELL BEING, THANK YOU.BUT FUCK MY PROBLEMS. DON'T CALL ME.

JUSTIN BIEBER X SUPREME

WHOA, WAIT, WHAT THE..FUCK..IS THAT THE BIEB WEARING NIKE SB SUPREME DUNKS FROM LIKE 99? MY LIFE IS OVER..ANYONE BUT THE BIEB, PLEASE..NOT THAT I DISLIKE HIM AS A PERSON, HIS NEW FLICK IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE AN INSTANT CLASSIC, LIKE UP THERE WITH GOOD WILL HUNTING AND ROCKY 4..BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW RIGHT? HE'S GOING TO BE WALKING DOWN FAIRFAX WITH SELENA GOMEZ WEARING A BOX LOGO TEE OR SOMETHING AND SOME FUCKING GAY TMZ REPORTER IS GOING TO BE UP HIS BUTTHOLE WITH QUESTIONS AND THE EXCHANGE WILL MOST LIKELY GO LIKE THIS:

WHAT'S UP BIEB?

UHH NOTHING JUST TRYING TO FIND SUPREME L.A.

WHAT'S THAT?

IDK, SOME NEW BRAND BASED OUT OF PARIS I THINK..I THINK IT'S CALLED SUPREME?

AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER HAS INFLUENCE OVER WHAT EVERY TEENAGER WEARS IN THIS COUNTRY THEN KILL YOURSELF.  BECAUSE IF I WALK INTO THAT PREMIERE OF NEVER SAY NEVER THIS WEEK AND SEE SOME LITTLE KID WEARING A FIVE PANEL OR A BOX LOGO OR SOME SHIT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. AND IF THE SUICIDE ATTEMPT FAILS, THEN I'M GOING TO START WEARING BUGLE BOYS AGAIN. AND THAT CAN BE MY OWN LITTLE THING.

BREAKING NEWS: Jack Desantis is Charlie Sheen Part 2.

So as you all know, I've been speculating for a few days now that Jack Desantis and Charlie Sheen are the same person. Well more proof has surfaced. Sunday, February 6 2011 (Super Bowl Sunday) a group of my friends and I were invited to a Super Bowl party. As the day went on and I asked Jack if he was coming his response every time was yes, that is, until game time. I then asked him "Jack are you coming to the party" his response was no. What I didn't know was this:

Charlie Sheen watched the big game where he usually watches other big things -- inside the infamous porn room at his L.A. mansion -- except this time, he was stone cold sober. Sheen took some time out of his super-small, super-private Super Bowl party to pose on one of the red crushed velvet couches in his personal home theater ... sans porn stars. -TMZ

So as everyone just brushed it off that Jack was being a little girly man and staying in for the Super Bowl, little did we all know that once again he was in his "porn palace". It's a damn shame and we all need to come together and support him in his rehab efforts. God bless you Charlie or Jack or John or whatever the fuck you feel like calling yourself this week. Put the seat back on you sick freak and come back to reality.

I Look Like Joe Buck. So What, Who Cares

According to recent sources (I will not name names) I look just like fucking Joe Buck. Ever since I can remember I've hated Joe. He hates everything that has to do with the city of Boston and is a St. Louis Cardinals fan all the way, which is amazing because he called the '04 World Series. But God dammit if I'm going to look like someone it might as well be Joe Buck. I mean look at the guy, fucking smiles amazing, outstanding jaw line, a voice that sounds like peanut butter wrapped in velvet, and most likely has a huge penis (just saying). So fuck it, I might as well embrace the fact that I look like this handsome son of a bitch. I mean it's better then Tom Petty or fucking David Spade right?

MOVIES THAT RULE: IN THE BEDROOM

In 2001, there were 41 films that grossed over $100 million, reaching blockbuster status. To date, seven of the films grossed over $400 million. The list includes Harry Potter, The Lord Of The Rings, Monsters, Inc., Shrek, Ocean's Eleven, Pearl Harbor, and Hannibal.

Then there was Todd Field's directorial debut In The Bedroom, based on Massachusetts writer Andre Dubus' short story Killings. Upon it's release, the film was internationally praised for it's direction, script, and performances, it possesses a 93% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, as well as a 100% rating among the 'Cream Of The Crop Critics'. It went on to become the highest grossing non-IMAX film in history to never reach the top 10 in a given week. Besides Napoleon Dynamite, In The Bedroom had the largest box office of any film premiering at the Sundance Film Festival in the past decade. The New York times proclaimed that it was "One of the most important films of the past decade - and why they mattered." The film was nominated for the following Academy Awards:

· Best Picture

· Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Previously Sourced Material

· Actor in a Leading Role

· Actress in a Leading Role

· Actress in a Supporting Role

...but have you heard of it?

Starring Nick Stahl (Bully, Sin City), Tom Wilkinson (The Patriot, Michael Clayton), Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler, My Cousin Vinny, and Sissy Spacek (Carrie, JFK) the film is set in mid-coastal Maine, and based around a young man, Frank Fowler (Stahl), who is involved with a older single mother, Natalie Strout (Tomei). Frank is a step above Natalie on the social ladder, with a doctor for a father (Wilkinson), he also possesses a talent with architecture, not to mention a steady income he earns with his job in the fishing industry. Natalie works as a cashier for a local convenience store, and also has a very violent and abusive ex husband, Richard Strout, whose family owns a local fish packing and processing company. Involved in a summer fling, Frank and Natalie are doing their best to make the relationship work, despite Frank's plans to move to college for architecture and Natalie's issues with her ex-husband's threats towards her.

Then something terrible happens - something that I can't explain here without giving away the film, but it deals with the one of the oldest Shakesperean concepts - tragedy. And more important, how to deal with tragedy and angst, and the desire of revenge. Scored by Thomas Newman, who has produced some of the best movie scores of all time (Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Road To Perdition, Revolutionary Road), he leaves no exception here, creating a haunting, poetic, surreal soundscape that matches the theme of the film. If you need two hours of CGI explosions and shoot em' up action scenes to be entertained, then this movie is not for you. But if you want a piece catered towards thinking adults, that throws a concept in your face and forces you to think about it, then check it out. Trailer preview below, or PURCHASE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES YANCEY

James Dewitt Yancey (February 7, 1974 – February 10, 2006), mostly known by the stage names J Dilla and Jay Dee, has become known as the greatest hip-hop producer to ever step behind an MPC. His grimy, organic drums, soul samples, and extensive pallete revolutionized hip hop in the early 90's, and can be heard today in Kanye West, Just Blaze, and 9th Wonder, just to name a few. "He can do a Primo beat better than Premier. He can do a Dre beat better than Dre, and he can out-rock Pete Rock," says fellow Detroit producer House Shoes. "But none of them could duplicate a Dilla beat." During the mid 90's, Dilla produced for a who's who of hip hop acts including The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, The Pharcyde, Busta Rhymes, De La Soul, Common, as well his solo work and production for his own group, Slum Village.

In 2002, he tested positive for lupus, an autoimmune disease that can be fatal. Doctors also diagnosed him with TTP, a rare disorder that causes blood clots to form in the body's blood vessels. Despite his health issues, Dilla packed his stuff and moved out to Los Angeles, to stay with friend and collaborator Common. He tried his best to ignore his health problems and bury them in constant work in the studio. But by the end of summer 2005, he couldn't walk anymore and lost the ability to talk as well. In a hushed whisper, he summoned for his turntables, mixer, crates of records, MPC, and computer to be brought into his hospital room.

Created while on his death bed, Donuts was released on Stones Throw on February 7, 2006, his 32nd birthday. Dilla died three days later. Innovative, experimental, eclectic, and soulful, Donuts brings you on a journey from bittersweet to melodramatic, and you can sense he could see death as he created this masterpiece. Click on album cover to download, or PURCHASE. Preview below.

Waves

HITLER WORE CHUCKS

LOOKING OVER THE RECENT DROP FOR CONVERSE SPRING 2011, A FEW THINGS ARE EVIDENT. THE BRANDING IS CERTAINLY VISIBLE, AND THE BRAND WAS CLEARLY INSPIRED BY MUTED COLORS, MINIMALIST AESTHETICS, AND NAZIS. WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK? YEAH, NAZIS. THE "BLACK MOUNTAIN COLLEGE COLLECTION" AS IT'S BEING CALLED, HAS THE BMC LOGO ALL OVER THAT SHIT. AND IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK MOUNTAIN COLLEGE, (IF YOU DON'T, STEP YOUR CONDEMNED PRIVATE COLLEGE GAME UP) YOU PROBABLY KNOW THE SCHOOL WASN'T KNOWN FOR IT'S ATHLETICS PROGRAM. IT WAS A PRIVATE COLLEGE IN BLACK MOUNTAIN, N.C. WHICH WELCOMED REFUGEES FROM NAZI GERMANY INTO IT'S FACULTY AND STUDENT BODY. NOW, I UNDERSTAND IT'S THE 1930'S AND THE BACKGROUND CHECKS WEREN'T TOO EFFICIENT, BUT WHAT THE FUCK? I CAN'T GET INTO NORTHEASTERN, BUT NAZI'S CAN GET INTO COLLEGE? ANYWAYS, THE SCHOOL SHUT DOWN IN 1957. THE PROPERTY WHERE BMC ONCE RESTED NOW BELONGS TO AN ACCOUNTING OFFICE, WHICH IS PROBABLY RUN BY JEWS. WORD.

Jam of the Day - Daft Punk One More Time

If you're trying to get your fucking dance on tonight, put this shit on while you're getting ready. Whether you're masturbating in the shower, spiking your hair up to make it look like Pauly D, or just doing the Surra de Bunda to a body pillow in anticipation that an actual human female might do it to you later on, put this shit on a sub woofer and turn it up. This song will put you in the fucking mood to dance all night. So put your dancing shoes on, your drinking pants on and get the fuck out there and show the ladies your best pizza maker.

OFWGKTA

I'M GOING TO SHOVE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU SWAG THEM OUT. ODDFUTUREWOLFGANGKILLTHEMALL 

ODD FUTURE.COM

OFWGKTA AT THE BERRICS

ODD FUTURE FILMED SOME STUFF FOR THE BERRICS. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THESE GUYS ARE, DOWNLOAD THERE SHIT, ALL OF IT. AND CHECK THE VIDEO ABOVE. FUCK STEVE HARVEY. FREE EARL. OFWGKTA

INTERNATIONAL HYPE

ACCORDING TO GOOGLE ANALYTICS WHICH MONITORS OUR BLOG TRAFFIC, WE'VE GOTTEN 1100 HITS IN THE FIRST 4 DAYS. NOT ME SITTING AT HOME LIKE A WEIRDO REFRESHING THE FUCKING PAGE. THAT'S FROM 1100 DIFFERENT COMPUTERS. ALSO, ACCORDING TO THE REPORT, WERE GETTING HITS IN FRANCE,CANADA,UNITED KINGDOM,SINGAPORE,THE PHILLIPINES, AND GREECE. SOME OF THESE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND THERE SWAGGING US OUT. THE HOMIES AT KSDBSDC HAVE LIKE 17000 VISITORS BUT THAT SHIT'S BEEN OPEN FOR LIKE 7 MONTHS, AND I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT MOST OF THEM LIVE IN CONDEMNED HOUSES IN THE ALLSTON/BRIGHTON AREA. AT THIS PACE, WERE GOING TO HAVE LIKE 12 BILLION HITS IN THAT TIME SPAN (THAT'S AN ACCURATE FIGURE.) SOME GUY IN FRANCE IS EATING A FUCKING BAGUETTE AND READING MY BLOG. SWAG I GUESS. THANKS FOR THE LOVE.

OH, YOU GOT MY E-MAIL? SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE THAN GOING TO CLASS? TRYING TO JUSTIFY MISSING IT TO SOME FUCKING OVERPAID WEIRDO. I'M PAYING LIKE 20 GRAND A SEMESTER. IF I MISS A CLASS. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ME BEING STUPID, BUT I'M BEING STUPID AND PAYING A STUPID AMOUNT OF MONEY TO DO IT. SO TO AVOID THIS AWKWARD EXCHANGE DURING THE NEXT CLASS, WHICH HAS ALSO HELPED ME MAINTAIN A PRETTY DECENT GPA OVER THE YEARS SOMEHOW. I HAVE YOUR SOLUTION.


E-MAIL THE FUCKING LADY


SO I HAVE TWO CHOICES, STAY IN AND DO MY HOMEWORK AND WATCH MODERN FAMILY OR SOME SHIT (BORING) OR GO OUT AND GET FUCKED UP WITH MY FRIENDS SOMEWHERE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. SO I STUMBLED IN AT LIKE 4 AM, (BENT, OBVIOUSLY) TRYING TO E-MAIL THIS LADY AND I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE STRAIGHT. WHAT I MANAGED TO COME UP WITH WAS THIS.


HI PROF KUSER,


I DECIDED TO GO OUT AND GET FUCKED UP TONIGHT, SO I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN THE CLASSROOM WHEN YOU GET THERE TOMORROW (OBVIOUSLY). I HAVE ATTACHED THE HOMEWORK AS A .DOC FILE (CAN BE OPENED WITH MICROSOFT WORD) BUT IT'S GOING TO SUCK BECAUSE I WAS RUSHING IT EARLIER SO I COULD GO OUT AND DRINK WITH MY FRIENDS (SEE ABOVE)


PEACE OUT,


IAN ATHERTON


WHAT I ACTUALLY ENDED UP SENDING WAS AN E-MAIL WITH SOME ELABORATE STORY ABOUT HOW MY BROTHER GOT ATTACKED BY A PACK OF DALMATIONS OUTSIDE A FIREHOUSE IN CHARLESTOWN, BLAH BLAH BLAH. THE USUAL EXCUSE. I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE KEPT IT REAL, BUT FUCK IT, THE LADY LOVES ME NOW. UNTIL SHE READS MY BLOG.

Suggestions Anyone?

So if there is anyone even out there reading this blog (which there probably isn't since everyone has most likely been blinded by the unlimited caps lock that Ian uses) leave us some suggestions. We most likely wont use any of them since they will probably suck, but they would be nice to hear anyways. Leave all suggestions on one of our twitter pages (@MattyDHimself, @checkianout, @garrettatherton) because the person behind running this site doesnt know how to make a comment box. And if you don't have a twitter, well grow the fuck up its 2011 get with the times (or hit me up on The Facebook, yea i still call it that).

J. DILLA TRIBUTE AT THE GOOD LIFE

IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOOD HIP HOP, OR MUSIC IN GENERAL (HE EXTENDED BEYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF WHAT ANY PRODUCER COULD EVER ACCOMPLISH IN THE YEARS LEADING UP TO HIS DEATH) YOU KNOW THE NAME J DILLA. ALSO KNOWN AS JAY DEE AND JAMES YANCEY BY THOSE WHO LOVED HIM, HE'S CONSIDERED (AND IN MY OPINION, IS) THE GREATEST PRODUCER TO EVER TOUCH AN MPC. HE LOST HIS BATTLE WITH LUPUS IN FEBRUARY OF 2006 AT HIS HOME IN LOS ANGELES AND WE LOST A LEGEND.IF YOUR NOT FAMILIAR WITH HIS CATALOGUE, IT'S PRETTY EXTENSIVE. HIS ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY CAN BE FOUND ON HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE HERE . I'D RECOMMEND FANTASTIC VOL 1-2 AND DONUTS AS WELL AS WELCOME TO DETROIT AND THE JAYLIB ALBUM. (MADLIB X J DILLA)

ON FEBRUARY 10TH, THE GOOD LIFE ON KINGSTON ST. WILL BE CELEBRATING THE LIFE OF J DILLA IN WHAT IT'S CALLING "THE BEAT,RHYMES, AND LIFE EVENT" THE NAME OBVIOUSLY REFERRING TO THE ALBUM HE PRODUCED FOR TRIBE. (ALSO A CLASSIC) ANYWAY, IF YOU WERE A FAN, OR YOU READ THIS AND CHECK HIS STUFF AND YOUR A FAN OF MUSIC IN GENERAL. COME OUT AND SHOW LOVE. RIP DILLA.

IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS

 

OK, SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHILL OUT. WITH THAT BEING SAID, I'M NOT CHANGING SHIT. MY GIRLFRIEND HATES IT, I'VE HAD LIKE 10 PEOPLE UNFOLLOW ME IN THE PAST 2 WEEKS OUT OF PROTEST (FUCK THEM) BUT LIKE 50 NEW FOLLOWERS SO APPARENTLY I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TO TELL YOU I'M A TABLE AND WEIRD SHIT LIKE THAT, NOT BECAUSE I'M PSYCHOTIC (SOME MIGHT DEBATE THAT) .ACTUALLY, ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF KNOWING ME IN REAL LIFE WOULD PROBABLY AGREE THAT I'M A FAIRLY NORMAL, CARING, DOWN TO EARTH DUDE. I'M SAYING FUCK YOU TO EVERYTHING THAT WAS CONSIDERED TRADITIONAL TO DO ON THERE. NO HASH TAGS. ALL CAPS. LOTS OF FRENCH TOAST REFERENCES.PEACE

Jam of the Day - Lil Wayne Green and Yellow

I know my fellow bloggers Ian and Garrett hate Lil Wayne but guess what, I don't give a fuck. My hatred for the Pittsburgh Steelers runs deeper then their hate for Lil Wayne. Plus this song is the jam and Ben Roethlisberger's a rapist.

BANANA BREAD BEER

Two of my favorite things in life are banana bread and beer. Banana bread is delicious heated up with butter, and beer makes you wake up in strange hotel rooms with all your clothes still on (or off) with a pounding headache and a skim bank account. Why not combine the two? fellow blogger Matty D and I have been on to this stuff for about three years now, and it's delicious. It's not some sweet, overbearing dessert beer that takes over the taste. You still know you're drinking a beer and not a ice cream sundae. Subtle flavors come through of caramel, walnuts, and it's a dark amber color with a white head on it. It comes in 19 oz. bottles that are reasonably priced, and you can purchase it here.

TITLE MOTHERFUCKING FIGHT

I'M NOT GIVING YOU AN ALBUM REVIEW. I'M NOT SUCKING THESE GUYS DICKS EITHER BY SAYING THERE SAVING PUNK OR WHATEVER. I CAN TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE MY FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT AND IF YOU LIKE GOOD MUSIC, BUY THERE SHIT, DOWNLOAD IT, WHATEVER. JUST FUCKING GET IT. YOU CAN BUY THEIR ALBUM THE LAST THING YOU FORGET AT THE RUN FOR COVER RECORDS SITE HERE. RUN FOR COVER HAS A STUPID ROSTER IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE..CRIME IN STEREO, AGENT, MAN OVERBOARD,TIGERS JAW,THE WONDER YEARS & TRANSIT ALL ON ONE LABEL. THAT'S LIKE THE 92' DREAM TEAM AND TITLE FIGHT IS FUCKING JORDAN.

KURT COBAIN: HIS FAILED ATTEMPT AT REN & STIMPY THEME

Apparently, following the release of Nirvana's "Nevermind" in 1991, Kurt Cobain tried his hand at some children's show tunes. Most notably, Ren & Stimpy. If there's anyone that doesn't remember, the animated show is about a chihuahua who took way too much acid, and a cat that was apparently born with down syndrome.

Billy West, who provided the voice for Stimpy on the show, explains the situation:

"One day this scraggly kid came into the Spumco offices where the series was made and said he wanted to write a song for Ren & Stimpy, and they said, 'Yeah, that's great,' and they threw it in the waste basket, and it was Kurt Cobain."

As everyone knows, Kurt died from a self-inflicted gunshot to the head at the ripe age of 27.

SOURCE

The Return of the Kings "huh huh"

“Beavis and Butt-Head” is coming back to MTV this summer, so a whole new generation of kids get to marvel at authority figures begrudgingly saying “Butt-Head.” The cast of “Skins,” MTV’s new PTC scapegoat, announced the revival of the animated duo at the channel’s upfront in New York City, THRreports -screenjunkies

Yea I know this story is up on Barstoolsports but I don't give a fuck because it's Bevis and Butt-Head. When I was a kid i wasn't even aloud to watch this show because it was so outrageous. But now it's coming back into a generation where all kids watch is Jersey Shore (which i also enjoy) and shows like Skins and that shows 4 year olds fucking each other and shooting heroine. So get ready for some real humor you little fucks, the kings of comedy are back.

MOVIES THAT RULE: THE SOCIAL NETWORK

Statistically speaking, the location of choice to film a movie isn't usually the six states that make up New England. New York, California, and even Toronto usually trump us, but in the past few years, a series of tax breaks have lured plenty of filmmakers to the city of Boston. Although it doesn't seem like a mecca of great cinema, some of the best films (in my opinion) ever made have come out of this region. I'm not Roger Ebert, but 2010's The Social Network (filmed in Cambridge) is a more important film than just the "Facebook Movie" at first glance.

The Social Network

Although younger than a year old, some may question it's spot on any best-of list yet. The New York Times called it "a brilliant film", Rolling Stone called it "an american landmark", and The New Yorker stated that it was "revolutionary, absolutely emblematic of it's time and place." Not too bad for a cast of basically unheard of actors besides Jesse Eisenberg, who breaks out of his typecast role as a neurotic goofball, to deliver a great performance to portray the precise, determined Einstein that Mark Zuckerberg actually was. Damn, even Justin Timberlake gave a great performance as Sean Parker, the co-founder of Napster who got completely raped by the record industry for his file sharing program back in the early to mid 2000's.

Directed by David Fincher (Fight Club, Se7en, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, Zodiac, Panic Room, The Game), it's the technical things in this that get you. Fincher's signature preciseness in every shot is what draws you in, from the lighting, to the angles, really the whole tone of the film brought in by the cinematography is brilliant.

Trent Reznor's haunting score is also picture perfect here, it's dark, destructive, minimalist music is played behind scenes in deposition hearings, ivy league frat houses, and prestigious campus landscapes. Pretty ironic. There is a lot to be said of this film, from the actual screenplay (Aaron Sorkin), to the sharp, witty dialogue that demands your attention.

I forgot to mention the fact that it actually does define this generation, what the world has really become. Also, it plays The Beatles' "Baby, You're A Rich Man", when the end credits roll. Go out and buy the Blu-Ray.

Listen To This Band - Gatsbys American Dream

Many of you know that I am obsessed with Gatsbys American Dream, well you should be too. More from this band here

EVERYONE HAS A FUCKING OPINION

SO I MADE THIS BLOG JUST FUCKING AROUND. I'M NOT A JOURNALISM MAJOR, I DON'T NEED AN INTERSHIP FOR ROLLING STONE. I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I FUCKING WANT TO. DON'T TELL ME THAT MY SHIT IS UNORIGINAL, GO FIND A BLOG CALLED "CHECKBILLYOUT" OR SOMETHING WITH HIS FUCKING HEAD PERFECTLY ALIGNED INTO POSITION FOR THE O IN THE DESIGN AND AN OVERSIZED CHECK MARK FOR THE WORD CHECK, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALL ME. I'M NOT CHANGING SHIT, EVER. IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT WERE DOING, GO READ PEREZ HILTON.FUCK.

Coffee and Cigarettes

If you live in or around Revere Massachusetts, like me, you should fucking love coffee and cigarettes. I mean how could you not? As I'm writing this blog right now I have a cigarette hanging out of my mouth and a coffee sitting right next to me. The benefits from coffee speak for itself, uncontrollable amounts of energy and it tastes delicious. Cigarettes are just plain good for you, they make you look so much cooler then you think you already are, and the ladies love a guy who smokes. So go out and get yourself some right now, if not for anything else at least do it for the health benefits.

WHERE'S XAVIER COLEMAN? PART ONE

I HATE WHEN I HEAR THESE FUCKING GIRLS TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY'VE LIVED THIS EXCITING LIFE BECAUSE THEY WENT TO FUCKING CANCUN ON SPRING BREAK OR SOME SHIT. MEET XAVIER COLEMAN, HE'S STUDIED OVERSEAS IN SPOTS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE, HE'S LIVED IN A FLAT IN LONDON FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS, AND THAT WAS  WHEN LONDON WAS BANANAS AND YOU COULD GET STABBED FOR A PAIR OF REEBOKS. INCASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, OR DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK, WHICH YOU APPARENTLY DO SINCE YOUR READING THIS, MY GOOD FRIEND XAVIER COLEMAN HAS BEEN IN CAIRO THIS SEMESTER FOR A CO-OP PROGRAM FOR NORTHEASTERN. IF YOUR AWARE OF THE POLITICAL SITUATION AT ALL, YOU KNOW THAT THE PROTESTING HAS GOTTEN INCREASINGLY VIOLENT OVER THE PAST WEEKS SO HE HAS SINCE BROKEN THE FUCK OUT AND HAS MADE IT SAFELY TO LONDON/WESTERN EUROPE. DURING HIS TIME IN EGYPT, HE MANAGED TO GET SOME CRAZY FUCKING VIDEOS. IF YOUR FORTUNATE TO KNOW THIS KID AND YOUR FRIENDS WITH HIM ON FACEBOOK YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN ALL THE CRAZY SHIT HE'S PUT ON THERE. IF NOT, HERE'S A DESCRIPTION OF ONE OF THE VIDEOS THAT WAS POSTED EARLIER. 


OKAY. so immediately before this video was filmed i was dodging the fire hose so couldnt capture everything but basically this is what happened: the armored truck came flying down Talaat Harb before taking the left on to this road. It was pretty much just spraying the crowd to encourage everyone to disperse. As you see in the video, several demonstrators scale the truck to deter it. Well, right before I started filming, a civilian somehow made it on the top of the vehicle where the gov't agent was manning the hose. ***He started brawling with the agent on the moving truck, before bear-hugging him and diving off the truck head first, taking down the soldier with him and causing the hose to be left spraying straight forward, and the crowd to be roaring with acceptance.


SWAG HIM THE FUCK OUT.GET HOME SAFE.

THE LOW BARLOW EXPERIENCE

There have been many notable bands to have been formed in the great state of Massachusetts, e.g. Boston (The Band), The Cars, Aerosmith (although vastly overrated), as well as some new acts that have achieved some success recently like Four Year Strong and Passion Pit. And, of course, The Pixies, my personal favorite. There have also been Massachusetts music that makes me want to dropkick infants when I hear it, like Boys Like Girls, Powerman 5000, Dropkick Murphy's, Staind, Godsmack, And The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

However, a lot of local music just flies under the radar, and some of it stays there. Although completely relevant on the indie scene, any music that the eccentric Low Barlow made barely saw the light of pop-culture day. He formed Dinosaur Jr. in Amherst in the mid 80's, which helped influence lo-fi, garage rock bands like The Flaming Lips and Sonic Youth to greater success. Barlow eventually graduated to a more introspective sound, and formed Sebadoh in the early 90's. The band put out a few recordings until 1994, when Barlow was contacted to do the soundtrack for Larry Clark's Independent film, KIDS.

The soundtrack eventually peaked on #29 on the billboard 100, due to the word-of-mouth success of the film. The album is mostly made up of tracks from Barlow's side project band, Folk Implosion. Considered to be his most accessible work, it's still not for everyone, trust me. By the way, I'm not trying to come across as some pretentious writer for Pitchfork, I just figured this was the best way to give out this info. Download link below.

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FUCK BLOGSPOT

OK, SO I'VE GOTTEN A COUPLE COMPLAINTS ON THE ABSENCE OF THE COMMENT BOXES, I KNOW EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION ON EVERY MOLECULE OF EVERYTHING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO HEAR THEM TO BE HONEST, THIS IS MY BLOG, FUCK YOU. HOWEVER, DUE TO ALL THE COMPLAINTS I MADE AN ATTEMPT TO GET THE COMMENT BOXES UP. IT'S SOMETHING IN THE HTML THAT'S NOT ALLOWING IT, AND I KNOW HOW TO TYPE THE CODE AND SHIT BUT I'M NOT FUCKING WITH IT RIGHT NOW. SO IF YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON SOMETHING WE WRITE ON HERE, TEXT US OR SOMETHING.

HIP HOP IS NOT DEAD,SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU KNOW THOSE BACKPACKER KIDS THAT ONLY LISTEN TO 90'S HIP HOP AND HANG OUT IN THE UGHH.COM STORE (SHAMELESS PLUG) ON HUNTINGTON AVE IN THERE GAY LRG HOODIES. SOME ARE BERKLEE DROPOUTS, THE OTHERS ARE JUST FUCKING WEIRDOS. I HATE THOSE KIDS. THERE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HIP HOP DIED IN LIKE 98 AND THE LAST GOOD ALBUM WAS PETE ROCK-SOUL SURVIVOR. THESE HAVE TO BE THE LAZIEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON EARTH. IT WAS DEAD FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS, PUT DOWN YOUR FUCKING CORMEGA TAPE AND CHECK FOR SOMETHING NEW. THERE'S A RESURGENCE OF HIP HOP GOING ON RIGHT NOW, ESPECIALLY ON THE WEST COAST FOR SOME REASON. THERE'S TOO MANY OUTLETS FOR FINDING NEW MUSIC FOR YOU TO BE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT. STOP IT. THIS IS WHO IS SAVING HIP HOP. AND IF I LEFT ANYONE OUT, DON'T ATTACK ME, I PROBABLY DIDN'T DOWNLOAD THERE GAY FUCKING EP OR WHATEVER.

OFWGKTA.MELLOWHYPE.ACTUAL PROOF.BLU.PAC DIV.JAY ELECTRONICA.ASHER ROTH.THE COOL KIDS.TIRON.TANYA MORGAN.SEAN PRICE.MURS.KEV BROWN.ODDISEE.RODDY ROD.

SNOW DAY

I'm Clark Griswold god dammit, i will expose myself to all of you brats when i get out of this snow. Oh god, my career has come to this.

Snow days are a rite of passage for all of us. They bring back memories of sledding, hot chocolate, snowmen, and the creepy plow guy who always wanted to lay and make snow angels with us. Now that we are adults, people like to complain about this evil white powdery substance that interferes with work, school, and really any excuse to take a shower and leave the house. Unfortunately, there's not a specific person that we can blame for these conditions, although sometimes I think it's fun to picture an evil scientist floating over us, shouting down snow-based puns from his evil weather blimp.

I'LL RAPE ALL OF YOU

So remember, a snow day isn't the end of the world. The little things in life are important to enjoy, and one of them are snow days. Grab a shovel, some hot chocolate, a bottle of liquor and enjoy.

Jam of the Day

Baracka Flacka Flames is back with another instant hit.

Are these two the same person?

I mean think about it, you never see Jack Desantis and Charlie Sheen in the same place at the same time. Jack already has another secret name that no one knows about (John), why not have a third name. He also commonly refers to his bedroom as "Charlie Sheens Porn Palace". So I'm pretty much convinced, I mean just look at the pictures. In my opinion the kid is a genius. "Can't keep the babes waitin".

Seinfeld scene of the week

Just thought I'd start my "blogging" off with the Seinfeld scene of the week. Classic George Costanza. And for those of you that dont like Seinfeld (Ricky), well go watch Two and a Half Men or something with Tyler Perry in it.

APPEARANCES ARE(N'T) EVERYTHING

CAN I BE PERFECTLY HONEST? YOU CLOWNS RUINED SNEAKERS AND FASHION FOR ME. YES, YOU, THE KID WITH THE FUCKING LEVI 511'S WITH YOUR SHITTY RETRO JORDANS AND NIKE SB DUNKS AND YOUR FUCKING GOOD WOOD CHAIN AND YOUR DAD'S STARTER SHIT AND YOUR GAY FUCKING WAYFARERS. I WAS DOING IT BEFORE YOU, AND I WAS DOING IT CORRECTLY. FUCK IT, I'M BRAGGING. I'M NOT GOOD AT MUCH AND THIS FASHION THING IS ONE OF THEM. SO NEXT TIME YOU ASK ME WHY I'M ALWAYS WEARING THE SAME OFF WHITE VANS AND A FUCKING SUPREME HOODIE AND SOME APC'S THAT SMELL LIKE FISH IT'S BECAUSE I'M THE ANTI-YOU. FUCK "SNEAKERHEADS" BUY A PAIR OF FUCKING AUTHENTICS OR SOMETHING./ENDRANT 

OFWGKTA ON JIMMY FALLON

OFWGKTA WILL BE ON JIMMY FALLON ON FEBRUARY 16TH, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, KILL YOURSELF. OR JUST HEAD OVER TO ODDFUTURE.COM AND CHECK THEM OUT. FUCK STEVE HARVEY.FREE EARL.

I MADE A MOVIE! KIND OF..

BOZO-CLICK TO DOWNLOAD


REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN NOONE SAW ME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF EXCEPT AT CERTAIN PARTIES AND I WAS BEING AN ELITIST, UNSHAVED, WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING? AND THEN AT THE END OF THAT MONTH AND A HALF I EMERGED WITH A 35 PAGE SCREENPLAY CALLED "BOZO" AND EVERY ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANTED TO ACT IN IT ONCE I TOLD YOU I HAD ONE OF THE GUYS FROM THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL INTERESTED IN IT? WELL IT WAS SCRAPPED BECAUSE THE KID WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE DRUG DEALER IN THE FILM CUT HIS FUCKING THUMB OFF ON A TABLESAW. IDIOT. ANYWAYS, I'M SURE IT WILL BE CREATED AT SOME POINT. UNTIL THEN I'VE MADE THE SCRIPT AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD OR VIEWING OR PRINT IT OUT AND ROLL JOINTS WITH IT, WHATEVER. JUST DON'T COME AT ME WITH COMMENTS LIKE OH IAN, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH CONFLICT,RESOLUTION, OR PLOT DEVELOPMENT, ETC. I KNOW THAT MOTHERFUCKER, I WROTE THE SCRIPT TO BE NONTRADITIONAL AND DIFFERENT, I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE AMERICAN PIE 6 OR WHATEVER. ANYWAYS, THIS IS MY BABY, SO BE GENTLE WITH IT..CLICK THE LINK ABOVE TO DOWNLOAD

BLOG WARS

YOUR ALL FUCKED.KSDBSDC.YOUNG DENIM.I'M HAN SOLO, KEEGAN IS FUCKING CHEWY, AND YOUNG DENIM IS PRINCESS LAIA. HE'S ASSUMING THE CHARACTER OF PRINCESS LAIA BECAUSE OF HIS CONTROVERSIAL POSTING ON YOUNGDENIM.BLOGSPOT.COM (SHAMELESS PLUG) CRITICIZING MY DANCE MOVES. MOTHERFUCKER, NOONE LOOKS GOOD DANCING IN STILL PHOTOS! WHY DO YOU THINK HALF OF THE PICTURES OF THE MY DADS SECOND WEDDING GOT BURNED..WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LOOK GOOD DANCING IN PICTURES, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE..I SHOULD ALSO MENTION THAT I MET MY FUTURE GIRLFRIEND THAT NIGHT (NO LIE) AND SHE LOVES MY MOVES, WE WERE ACTUALLY DANCING AT THE PLACE ON FRIDAY NIGHT IN FRONT OF A BIG FUCKING MIRROR NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. NO PROBLEMS WITH KEEGANSPOTS (MY HOMIES) EXCEPT THAT I MADE NUMEROUS REQUESTS TO BE A GUEST WRITER ON THE BLOG, AND KEEGAN WOULDN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE, SO NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, I MADE A FANCY LITTLE FUCKING BLOG THAT'S BETTER THAN YOURS. THIS IS LIKE WHEN ICE CUBE LEFT NWA AND MADE ALL THOSE CLASSIC RAP ALBUMS IN NEW YORK FOR A COUPLE YEARS. MY BLOG IS AMERIKKAS MOST WANTED. YOURS IS THAT EAZY E CHRISTMAS ALBUM.

HI!

SUP? SO EVERY MOTHERFUCKER EVER HAS A BLOG NOW. SO I MADE ONE. IT'S MOST LIKELY BETTER THAN YOURS. I'M KEEPING IT SMALL FOR THE TIME BEING, IT'S GOING TO BE ME (OBVIOUSLY) MY BROTHER (WE SHARED THE SAME WOMB FOR LIKE 4 MONTHS,PREMATURE)..HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT MUSIC THEN YOUR AVERAGE BERKLEE PROFESSOR AND HE'S REALLY GOOD AT JUMPING INTO A CONVERSATION, ADDING IRRELEVANT COMMENTS, THEN BREAKING THE FUCK OUT. AND MATTY FUCKING D, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS THEN SHOW RESPECT. HE LOOKS LIKE JOE BUCK FROM FOX SPORTS AND HE'LL PROBABLY HAVE SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ENJOY.